My Current Wallet: February 2002 - September 2005

I have a wallet problem. Everyone who knows me knows it.

I've decided to make a big change in my life today. My wallet that can be seen bulging out underneath jackets and causing my pants to wear in the contours of the wallet is being disassembled and destroyed.

Here are its current contents in no particluar order:

Fossil Wallet:

• Scotiabank VISA Card
• Sears Credit Card
• Home Depot Credit Card
• Hudson's Bay Company Credit Card
• CIBC Calssic VISA Card
• Citi MasterCard Card
• 1 old $20 CDN bill
• 1 new $20 CDN bill
• Saskatchewan Health Card
• Expired Ontario Health Card
• The Pita Pit Pit Crew Card (2 of 10 stamps)
• Rogers Video Card
• Perth and Smiths Falls District Hospital Card
• Social Insurance Number Card
• Saskatchewan Driver's Licence (Photo ID and Insurance Certificate)
• Humboldt Golf Club coupon for 9 holes free with telephone numbers written on the back of: "Davo," "Brian," "Mom's Cell," "Cottage," "Selley"
• Business Card of "Scott Hartin" of "Sun and Ski" with the telephone numbers written on the back of: "Kent," "Cell"
• Business Card from Sutra
• Lake Lenore CO-OP Grocery free movie rental coupon
• Admit One Coupon Famous Players Cinemas
• Esso Extra Card
• Indigo iRewards Card
• Sasktel Calling Card (expired)
• HBC Rewards Card
• Hema-Quebec Blood Donation Card (I've not lived in Quebec since June 2003)
• McGill Student ID Card (expired August 2003)
• AMC MovieWatcher Card
• ING Direct Card
  
• Macs Milk Phone Card
• Blockbuster Rewards Card
• Scotiabank Debit Card in Protective Sleeve
• Post It Note: "Don Taylor June 12 @ 8:10"
• Jostens Post It Note: the telephone number and address of a Mr. Kelly Langill
• MovieWatcher Receipt dated July 26, 2005: "Points today: 4, Points to date: 18"
• Interac Direct Payment Transaction Record from AMC Theatres dated July 26, 2005
• Saskatoon Public Library Card
• Place Milton Breakfast Card (9 of 11 stamps) with the telephone numbers on the back of: "Todd"
• Petcetera Plus Card
• Business Card of a Mr. Colin Sclater from Scotiabank with the telephone numbers on the back of: "Todd," "Jon," "Ian," "Shannon @ Work"
• "Consent Under the Human Tissue Act" Signature Card
• "The Unrelated Bone Marow Donor Registry" Card: HLA: A1, A31; B56, B60
• Business Card of a Mr. Sean C. Jordan of "The Grandstand" with the telephone numbers on the back of: "Jon in MTL," "Curtis," "Shannon," "Debbie Ferland," "Nicola's Cell"
• University of Saskatchewan Copy Card
• IGA Stamp Card (5 of 10 stamps; expired April 23, 2005)
• Wapiti Regional Library Card
• Safeway Club Card
• Mr. Sub VIP Card
• Subway Sub Club Customer Appreciation Card (8 of 8 stamps)
• Subway Sub Club Customer Appreciation Card (1 of 8 stamps)
• Business Card of a Mr. Peter Christensen "Traduction du francais a l'anglais"
• Toyota Roadside Assitance Card
• Best Western Gold Club Crown International Card
• Business Card of a Mr. Lorne Gordon of Realty Exectives with "Ken Koshgarian recommended by Ron Thomsen" written on the back
• Concert Ticket Stub dated September 12, 2003: Ron Sexsmith with special guests Smokekiller and MadViolet
  
• Movie Gallery Card
  
• Movie Ticket Stub dated July 26, 2005: "Land of the Dead"
• Air Miles Card
  
• Toronto Public Library Card

That's it. No additions, no subtractions. Who walks around with that much stuff on their ass?